[Fruit]

There's been alot of fruit floating around lately. Oranges, grapes, grapefruit (not sure why they're called that. It should be yellowfruit if nothing else, but then why is fruit after it? Are we going to start identifying all our fruits in this way? We now have orangefruit and grapefruit, and grapefruit?? Wait wait wait, this doesn't work!!) Well I sat down the other day and peeled me a good old orange. It smelled so YUMMY!! As I peeled it, the oils just ran all the way down my arms and dripped off at my elbows. MMmmmMMMMM!!! I finally pulled apart the juicy fruit and closed my eyes as I slowly closed my mouth over a sliver of the ball of heaven. PPPPTHTHthththth!!!! I had to spit it out?!!!!!! It was rotten, or something. It was one of the grossest things I have ever put near my mouth (if you know me then you know this has to be pretty BAD!) I have since decided that my favorite fruit are grapes. Because with grapes, you always get another chance. You know, if you have a crappy apple or a peach or an orange, you’re stuck with that crappy piece of fruit. But if you have a crappy grape, no problem - just move on to the next.