RED vs. WHITE....sauce I mean :-) Well first of all RED sauce is tradition. It's what I think of when I see an Italian family sitting down to a meal. When the noodles are being sucked in and RED sauce flicks everywhere and you realize, "Wow, that is a fun meal to eat!!!" RED is laughter, RED is love, RED is family. Now WHITE sauce is elegant and intriguing. A romantic night out, a special engagement, that is WHITE sauce. There is no slirping with this smooth sauce. WHITE is romance, WHITE is pure happiness, WHITE is bliss. The choice between the two is a hard decision. "Am I allowed to have WHITE sauce if I'm by myself?" "Can I have RED when I'm feeling down?" My answer to ALL of you is YES!!!!! I know when I'm sad, alot of that is because of my family, I'm missing them. This would be the exact time to boil some noodles and warm up some of that savory RED sauce. Feeling lonely? A bit sad? Open a bottle of the elegant WHITE sauce and sit and remember the happy times.
DISCLOSURE:
Not all WHITE sauce will bring romance, happiness or bliss. Not all RED sauce will bring laughter, love, or thoughts of family. Eat with caution as there may be things of alien content. Eating too much will cause obesity, stained teeth and tubberware, rare heart conditions, colesterol changes, difficulty breathing, loss of eye sight, plugged-up nose, headaches, tingling in toes, redness in the throat, RED/WHITE speckles on the face, the desire for bread, a need for dessert, sleepiness, irritability, the urge to go potty, and in rare cases, DEATH! Enjoy!!!!!!!!!!!!
"As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it." ~Buddy Hackett
10 years ago
5 comments:
I love the analysis! You are so amazingly talented. May your red sauce fill you with memories and your white sauce fill you with romance forevermore!
Intriguing, I've always wanted to think deep but never thought red/white sauce could evoke a thoroughly reflective dialogue.
Okay Allee, you are way too funny! I can honestly say that I will now have a greater outlook between which sauce I am choosing while eating out!
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Oh my how very interesting, I never realized how improtant it is to choose your sauce. Here I have gone on my whole life hilly neely never taking time to choose wisely, I have eaten white sauce when I was giddy and red sauce when melancholy, tisk tisk. Never again will I be so presumptuous. Thank you again for your insite.
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